Holiday Gift for the both the New World and Natural Wine Lover
Go ape-shit with your own Indian War Club. Whether you demand it 'natch or are a loyal defender of high-octane spoof, beat the shiz out of offending bottles and terrorize dinner guests with this gawt-damned heavy stick. Bit*ches start talking points and you start crackin' skulls. Fools start talking cow-horns and poop, and you show them the club! Hang that B in your cellar next to your Clos Roche Blanche or Marcassin and people will know to shut the eff up when they enter your temple, be it of terroir or winemaker.